BB - Yaar Bancho ye Suuny Leone ke paas itni daulat kaha se aayi?
Bancho - Kuch nahi bhai, uska chota sa hole sale ka business hai bus!!
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Lady to rickshawala - Andar tak jaayega?
Rickshawala - Bilkul madam! Abhi abhi tail lagaakar khadaa kiya hai!
Lady - To ghumaake peechey se le lo!
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Doodhwala jor jor se bell bajaa raha tha.
Ladki - Kitnaa dabaoge yaar! Ab bas bhi karo! tumse accha to paper wala hai! Neeche se daal deta hai!
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Ladki - Aaj office jaate hi boss mujh pe chad gayaa!
Friend - Kyo?
Ladki - Main Late gayi thi naa!!
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Bancho - Le mithai khaa Bhuvan!
BB - Kis baat ke liye!
Bancho - Abey meri GF call center me hai naa, to usey best Call-Girl ka award mila hai!
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Dhaabe pe Fuddi aur uski girlfriend en ek banana shake aur ek musammi ka juice piya.
Dhaabe wala - Are bhai sahab ka kela aur madam ki do musammi kaat lena!!
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