Some Amazing One Liner Quotes

Below are some Amazing One Liner Quotes Listed:

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is a dirty look.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now. Unless it's a fake tree; then, whenever.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.