Some Incredible One Liner Quotes

Some Incredible One Liner Quotes are listed below:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is a dirty look.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now. Unless it's a fake tree; then, whenever.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is a dirty look.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I had to take his bike away.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now. Unless it's a fake tree; then, whenever.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged her.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

The only thing I throwback on Thursdays is a dirty look.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet.